This is how I proposed a girl in a sarcastic and ‘ mathematical ‘ way :
” Eight years ago, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of a particular Magnitude from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, my heart differentiated.
Everyday he would write to her;
Letters of wisdom, hope & love.
She’d read them with devotion;
and stack them away… neatly.
Only a mother can understand the scribbling of a two year old!
~ Sahil Lakhmani
Finally, one day he proposed her with trembling lips, tension at heart, and huge anticipation in mind….
He never gave up on her.
She never gave up on him.
It’d be better if it was a story of two people instead of three.
I had a choice, to run and save my dear life or to take my stand, hold my Gewehr 24(my rifle in case you don’t know) up and wait to be transformed into a sieve by my one and only fellow enemies!